"Easy now, girls."

I'm no misogynist..

But sometimes. I do hate women.

Not for being a woman, no, no.

But, for being "a woman."

Woman are at their core's are; extremely selfish, materialistic creatures.

I have both a Girlfriend, and a sixteen year old, younger sister.

...

They PMS at the same time.

My girlfriend; gets emotional beyond justification, clingy, needy, and stressed.

Whereas my sister goes into full assault, asshole, "lets bitch about everything", mode.

It's not the easiest thing to deal with.

Now, I am typically a selfless person.

But recently it seems that I'm running out of whatever energy kept me patient.

I find myself hating my sister on a regular basis.

I do always love my girlfriend, but she frustrates the shit out of me.

I think the simplest lesson anyone, Man or Woman can learn about... Women.

Is that..

There

Is

No

Winning.

PERIOD.