Sunday, September 26, 2010

You can't possibly care as much as you claim to.

We all know that person.
The person who's compassionate and cares about everything.
You know, from human rights to sea algae.
No matter what it is they give a damn.
They're self righteous zealots and nothing more.

The reason this bothers me so much is because most of these people don't know anything about the subjects they so fiercely invest themselves in.
They come off as stupid, but if you try to inform them you become a villain, a cruel shell of a human who "doesn't care"

If my choices are to "care" and act like you or not care and be a soulless bastard
you bet your ass I'm taking the latter.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Why do you talk?

Not exactly a hateful post.
Definitely one filled with annoyance.
Just want to share a story.
Went to Taco Bell with some bros.
Redneck gets angry for no reason at my friend Zane.
Zane starts fight with Redneck.
Redneck gets in MY face about it...
Redneck sounds goofy as hell, giving us "Words to the wise"
Another Redneck threatens to join in on the looming conflict.
I guess what bothers me is the hive mentality of groups of similar people.

All they were doing was talking.
No one threw a single punch.
They weren't saying anything other than how "we don't want to fuck around"
it was 5 of us vs. these 2 rednecks...
The only reason I didn't hit him is because it's all about who hits who first.
I'm not about to be the one to be in trouble because some 39 year old cow jockey got his jimmies ruffled.

Monday, August 30, 2010


No originality.
No reason to be around you.
I don't want to hang out with a more annoying version of me.

Grow the fuck up and get an identity.
One of the reasons those drug free commercials are so annoying is the fact that you don't lose individuality JUST by smoking pot.
Look at you.
You're straight edge and you're more of a sheep than half the people I know.
You baa with the herd.
You move with the herd.
You see a bandwagon and you immediately think -
"HEY; I'm gonna jump on that."

You don't realize how many people actually hate you.
You don't realize how much of a piece of shit you are.
Everything you've been since 8th grade has been a copy of someone else.
I'd say you're like the pokemon Ditto, but when Ditto isn't copying something it has a form.
Unlike you...

Saturday, August 28, 2010

"Easy now, girls."

I'm no misogynist..
But sometimes. I do hate women.
Not for being a woman, no, no.
But, for being "a woman."

Woman are at their core's are; extremely selfish, materialistic creatures.
I have both a Girlfriend, and a sixteen year old, younger sister.
They PMS at the same time.
My girlfriend; gets emotional beyond justification, clingy, needy, and stressed.
Whereas my sister goes into full assault, asshole, "lets bitch about everything", mode.
It's not the easiest thing to deal with.
Now, I am typically a selfless person.
But recently it seems that I'm running out of whatever energy kept me patient.
I find myself hating my sister on a regular basis.
I do always love my girlfriend, but she frustrates the shit out of me.

I think the simplest lesson anyone, Man or Woman can learn about... Women.
Is that..

Fratbox 360

What a day today is..
I realized today one thing I hate more than anything..
Even worse.
Fratboys in the making.
I'm talking about the twelve year old twats that are way "into BMX" and "Pwn on Moderwarfare2bro"

I hate it.
You can almost guarantee that they have a shitty shirtless/shirt lifted myspace or facebook display.
They all have unwarranted self importance and egos that they simply cannot see past.
They're one of the many, many, many plagues to today's culture.
They're mindless drones.
Almost worse than hipsters.